As we begin thoughtfully reopening St. Ruggles Fairgrounds, the health and well-being of our guests, voulanteers and Fub Athletes is a top priority. You will notice greatly enhanced cleanliness, sanitizing and safety measures at every step of this year's Fub Olympic experience. To find out about the many ways we’re protecting your safety, continue reading below.
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Multiple Sanitizer StationsList Item 1
There will be hand sanitizer stations set up at every Fub event, food tent, beer garden and the WFUB tent**
**Hand Sanitizer stations may or may not have actual bottles of hand sanitizer, subject to product availability. Bringing your own personal hand sanitizer is recommended.
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Fully Disinfected GroundsList Item 2
Every ball, bag, frisbee, hula hoop, dowel, horse ball, pig and blade of grass on the St. Ruggles Fairgounds will be fully sanitized with Clorox(tm) bleach prior to the start of this year's games. Please do not eat the grass this year.
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Beer No-No
According to the CDC, alchohol has been proven to lower one's immune system significantly. Please note that adding hand sanitizer to your beer will not cancel this effect and is strongly discouraged.
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Zero Tolerance PolicyList Item 1
We will implement a zero tolerance policy for the duration of this year's Fub Olympics: Under no circumstance will a Fub Athlete, guest, or voulanteer be permitted to spread droplets into the Ottawa Lake air. All coughing, sneezing, talking, laughing and breathing are strictly prohibited.
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WFUB Song RequestsList Item 2
All song requests made to WFUB during this year's event shall be made in written form and submitted to the DJ from at least 6 feet away.
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Social DistancingList Item 3
In order to promote social distancing, every Fub Athlete will be assigned a unique spot at St. Ruggles Fairgrounds before the start of the games. You must stand at your designated spot in between each game and wait for the horn to sound before moving on to your next event. Partners are not permitted to share the same spot at any time.
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Beer LotteryList Item 4
To limit the amount of people in the Beer Garden at one time, we will be dispensing beers by lottery this year. Two names will be drawn and announce by WFUB every hour. Those two lottery winners will be allowed to refill thier beers at that time. We do not guarantee equal numbers of trips to the Beer Garden for every Fub Athlete.
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Random Testing
All Fub Athletes will be subject to
hourly randomized anal temperature checks. Testing will be performed near the Flamingo Toss game under the Matt Pincumbe wanted poster. Please remain clean throughout the day and be curtious to all of our probers. Gracias.
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S.R.A.Z.List Item 1
We have designated St. Ruggles Fairfrounds as a 'mostly peaceful' autonomous zone, called SRAZ. The St. Ruggles Autonomous Zone has declared autonomy from her Royal Highness Gretchen Whitmer. Please bring a can of spray paint and only soy-based, lactose free, food stuffs.
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Slave Muzzles
All PPE, including but not limited to masks, rubber gloves, goggles, shoes, hazmat suits and helmets, will not be provided nor will they be mandatory in order to partake in this year's event. If the thought of being outside with people not wearing hazmat suits makes you uncomfortable, please consider not registering for this year's Fub Olympics.
