2026 FUB OLYMPICS

For the first time in 22 years, the Fub Olympic Games will be held without its founding father, Mark “Fub” Reynolds.  He will miss the Games because his sister scheduled a wedding during sanctioned competition hours.

His appeal citing Fub Charter Chapter 3, Section F, Sub‑Section 2, Clause (b) — “Weddings during the Fub Olympics cannot legally exist” — was rejected when the judge refused to read any document titled “Fub Charter.”

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