ABOUT

"The Fub Olympics is a philosophy of life, exalting and combining an unbalanced diet with very little exercise that hinders the qualities of the body, will and mind. Blending sports with beer, cigarettes and over-eating.


The Fub Olympics seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in accepting low standards, the value of bad habits and the ultimate respect for not achieving anything."


- Fub Olympic Charter, Fundamental principles, paragraph 1 section 1

  1. ORIGINS
  2. A PLAN
  3. FUB 05
  4. FUB 06
  5. FUB 07
  6. FUB 08
  7. FUB 09
  8. FUB 10
  1. Pepperoni Nipples
    September 25th, 2001

    During a simple game of volleyball, at St. Ruggle's Fairgrounds, Mark "Fub" Reynolds found athletic and social inspiration as a volleyball bounced off of his pepperoni nipple and over the net for a miracle point that surprised all who were witness to the feat.
    After his moment of glory, Reynolds believed that fat ugly bastards (like himself) were far more capable than commonly believed and deserving of the same opportunities and experiences enjoyed by 'normal' people.
    Thus, the idea of the Fub Olympics was born.

  2. Aaron Rodgers lol
    April 23rd, 2005

    One fateful day, during the 2005 NFL Draft, Mark "Fub" Reynolds mentioned his Fub Olympic idea to Matt Uhl.
    Matt happened to be a hall of fame veteran of St. Ruggles Fairgrounds, which previously hosted major competitions such as the Uhl-Stough Olympics and the Hobo Dinner Games. As luck would have it, St. Ruggles Fairgrounds was available and willing to host Mark's new games.
    So, as quarterback Aaron Rodgers slid to the 24th selection despite his projection as one of the top picks, Mark and Matt created the Fub Olympic Committe (FOC) and began planning the very first Fub Olympic Games.

  3. And So It Begins
    October 15th, 2005

    The original Fub Olympic Games proved to be a huge success, despite taking place so late in the year.
    The games featured 12 teams (24 fub-athletes) and six events.
    Mark "Fub" Reynolds and his partner Chuck Stough dominated the competition, winning the round robin and taking the first ever gold medals.
    Events making their debut included:
    Badminton
    Baggo
    Bocce Ball
    Foosball
    Horseballs
    Jarts

  4. Undefeated!
    Sepember 30th, 2006

    The 2nd Fub Olympics would be expanded to include 16 teams (32 fub-athletes) and 8 events. Just like the previous year, one team would win the round robin and tournament gold as Drew Stough and Diane Huss completed a perfect 12-0 record. The dream team capped off their perfect day by embarrassing Matt Uhl and Becky Uhl 15-0 in the Badminton Gold Medal Game.
    The FOC was forced to eliminate the Foosball event after the owner of the table had retired.
    Events making their debut at the 2006 Fub Olympics included:
    Around The World (tm)
    Frisbee Toss (tm)
    Horseshoes

  5. Varsity Soccer, Freshman Year
    October 6th, 2007

    The 3rd Fub Olympics would once again feature a dominant team, winning the round robin and tournament gold. Chuck Stough and his partner Kim Maynard would only lose one game the entire day. Roger Brandell was banned for life after getting caught stealing Super Happy Fun Packs in a cheating scandal.
    The FOC retired the Horseshoes event due to a lack of fun.
    And Kenny Miller's Giant Soccer Shootout (tm) would make its Fub Olympic debut.

  6. A Round Is A Round
    October 4th, 2008

    For the first time since its inception, the FOC expanded its membership to include Marty "Mar-Mar" Stough. The move would lead to the creation of more original games and super happy fun packs as well as producing "Fub. The Musical".
    The 4th Fub Olympics would also see further expansion, as the number of teams grew to 18 (36 fub-athletes) with nine events. Drew Stough won his second gold medal, despite partnering with eventual three-time Woz Place finisher, Mary Pincumbe.
    Feed The Fub (tm) made its Fub Olympic debut.

  7. Try The Potato Salad
    October 3rd, 2009

    The 5th Fub Olympics was the coldest to date, with a high temperature of 57 degrees. Andy Lumbrezer and Tara Mack won the round robin but, just before the tournament started, Tara ate all of the potato salad, and they suffered an upset defeat in Andy's favorite event: Flamingo Toss.
    The FOC retired Badminton and Jarts.
    Events making their debut were:
    Flamingo Toss (tm)
    Frisbee Horseshoes (tm)

  8. Oh Gimme That Water
    October 2nd, 2010

    Not to be outdone by the previous year, the 6th Fub Olympics were even colder and also featured a steady rain. St. Ruggles Fairgrounds was filled with trembling hands and blue lips. The FOC decided to forever move the Fub Olympics to the last Saturday in September in hopes of better weather for future games. Chuck Stough was well on his way to his third Gold medal after winning the round robin. However, he was upset by an up-and-coming fub-athlete and future rival Brian Steele.
    The FOC retired Frisbee Horseshoes after only one year because it was just as unfun as its original version. They also said goodbye to Bocce Ball after a 5-year run.
    New events making their debut in 2010:
    Fub Memory (tm)
    Whizzelnubs (tm)